Couple of Navy Jokes

January 23rd, 2004  

Topic: Couple of Navy Jokes

I posted this is the wrong forum, Navy Stories. By the time I realized this it was too late too delete it. I'm reposting here, in the right forum (I hope). Sorry Redleg!

1) A ship's gunner, home on leave, was sitting with his cat before the fire. His wife had to go and visit some relations, and warned him to keep an eye on the fire. She went out. The gunner fell asleep. Two hours passed. The fire died. The wife returned. She took one look at her husband sleeping before the dead fire, and screamed:
The husband leapt to attention, tore open the door of the oven, rammed in the cat, slammed the door, and cried, "Number One gun ready!"

2) A young cook of Irish extraction was taking the air on the deck one afternoon on a transport ship. A soldier who had never been to sea before in his life came up to him and said, "Pardon me, sir, are you the mate?"
"Shure and I am not," came the quick rejoinder. "Oi'm the man that cooks the mate."
October 18th, 2005  
wow no. 1 was so ****ing hilarious
October 18th, 2005  
October 18th, 2005  
Very nice. The first was way funnier than the second, though.
October 18th, 2005  
The first one's gold
October 22nd, 2005  
October 22nd, 2005  
Navy Boy
Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
Very nice. The first was way funnier than the second, though.
You bet it was NCdt Steliga!
October 24th, 2005  
The first one is FUNNY!
October 26th, 2005  
That firsts a real goood one
March 13th, 2009