Conversation Between Rangers

September 9th, 2004  

Topic: Conversation Between Rangers

This took place predrop between some Army Rangers.

Ranger1:Oh man I hate heights
Ranger2: If you hate hights then why did you join the Army
Ranger1: Well I'm too smart to be a marine, im not lazy enough to be in the Air Force and I'm not bored enough to join the Navy
Ranger2: Well why did you join the Airbourne if your afriad of heights
Ranger1: Its not so much the heights as it is the jump. I thought we'd be riding into battle in helicopters like gentlemen
RangerLeader: If you wanna ride in helicopters like a faggot you join the Coast guard.
September 28th, 2004  

Topic: Coast Guard Height Requirement

You realize that you have to be 6 foot tall to join the Coast Guard.

That way you can walk back to shore if the boat gets into trouble.
September 28th, 2004  
A Can of Man
October 23rd, 2004  
heh, i should send that to a friend of mine in the CG
October 27th, 2004  
Thats a good one
October 30th, 2004  
I feel the same way that Ranger feels about heights.