Chinese Sayings




 
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Boots
 
June 8th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Topic: Chinese Sayings


Anyone here have either have a favorite Chinese sayings website or saying? I for one love chinese sayings. I shall post some of my favorites once i find my book of them.
June 9th, 2004  
GUNNER
 
What about Chinese proverbs? :P

Chinese Proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chop stick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.



GUNNER
June 9th, 2004  
GUNNER
 
More chinese proverbs


Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.

Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.

Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Modern house without toilet uncanny.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.



GUNNER
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Boots