The Captain doesnt always go down with the ship...

April 28th, 2004  
Mark Conley

Topic: The Captain doesnt always go down with the ship...

Well the Battleship was going down after fighting the good fight...leaving three sailors and the captain to get off the sinking ship. After scrounging and looking, all they found was three life preservers left on the sinking battlewagon.

"Well" the captain said. All them stories you heard about the captain going down with the ship is pure bull. Im taking one of these life preservers. However, ill give you three a chance to earn the other two. Ill ask three questions. If you answer your question correctly, you'll get a life preserver. Incorrectly, and you go down with the ship". To this all the men agreed.

To the first sailor he asked " What ship sank on April 14, 1912? "the Titanic" the man replied. "Correct" said the captain.

To the second sailor He asked " How many passengers and crew went down with that ill fated ship?" " 1560 passengers and crew" the sailor replied" " Correct "said the captain.

To the last sailor he asked ''And what were thier names?"
April 28th, 2004  
April 28th, 2004  
April 28th, 2004  
poor guy. i hopr the water wasnt too cold
April 29th, 2004  
That a good one, it reminds me of this one.

As the storm raged
The captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
He called out,
"Anyone here know how to pray?"
One Marine stepped forward.
"Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain,
"you pray.
While the rest of us put on our life jackets
We're one short."
May 6th, 2004  
June 12th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
Would of been cool if the last sailor said every single name.
June 12th, 2004  
Poor sailor. Funny, though.
June 13th, 2004  
June 13th, 2004  
I knew that one. Its good one.