I can't honestly say "worst movie ever!"

September 15th, 2004  

Topic: I can't honestly say "worst movie ever!"

I saw a movie with some friends the other day. We decided to go see "Open Water". For starters, the movie was only an hour long, An hour of my life that i'll never get back!

Here is the plot line:
-A couple decides to go on vacation.
-They go out on a boat with some tour guides, and go on a diving excursion.
-The tour guide mixes up on a head count, and they leave without the couple.
-The couple are stranded in the water. It shows them like that for the rest of the movie, just floating in the water, with the odd shark swmming near them.
-The guy eventually ends up getting bitten and bleeds to death.
-The girl holds onto him for a little while longer and suddenly lets go.
-SHe floats for a few more minites, takes off her oxygen tank and decides to drown.
-Credits come on.

O yes, the movie was made under $60,000.
September 16th, 2004  
I can think of one movie thats worse, Napolean Dynamite. I didn't see either of the two movies, but i dont want too.
September 16th, 2004  

Topic: Open Water Trailer

I saw the trailer for Open Water here:

Thanks for warning me, I had actually planned to see it...