Broken glasses.




 
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Broken glasses.
 
February 7th, 2012  
42RM
 

Topic: Broken glasses.


Broken glasses.
An private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"

"Yes sir, b . . . b . . . but I got them b . . . broken in an accident," stammered the private.

"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"

"No, no nothing of those." said the private.

"Well then, what is it?" asked the Captain.

"I'd rather not tell you sir," replied the private.

"Well, no satisfactory explanations - no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up. "I have to see my patients now."

"No, no sir wait. I broke them when I was kissing my girl," blurted the private.

"Don't be daft man. How could you break your glasses kissing a girl?" remarked the Captain.

The private answered, "You see sir, she crossed her legs..."
February 7th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Ha Ha HA HA HA!
February 19th, 2012  
Team Infidel
 
 
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Broken glasses.
 


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