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May 19th, 2004
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Topic: The Brass
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful then a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Colonel Leaps short buildings in a single bound As powerful than a locomotive Just as fat as a speeding bullet Walks on water if sea is calm talks w/ God Lt. Colonel Leaps short buildings w/ a running start and favorable winds Almost as powerful as locomotive Faster than a speeding bb walks on indoor swimming pools talks w/ God if special reguest chit is approved Major Barely clears Quonset huts looses tug-of-war w/ locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Occasionally addressed by God Captain Makes high marks when trying to leap tall buildings Is run over by locomotives Can sometimes handle a gun w/ out inflicting self injury Doggy paddles Talks to animals 1st Lt. Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times Is not issued ammo Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of life jacket Talks to Walls 2nd Lt. Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building Bays and says,"Look at the Choo-Choo" Wets Himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself NCO's Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them Freezes water w/ a single glance He is God |
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May 19th, 2004
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Haha, I like the part about NCOs! That is surprisingly true in most cases...
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May 19th, 2004
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Good one, ive the navy version somewhere
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May 19th, 2004
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I like that. I've heard one almost exactly like that during my Pilot Training last summer. It applies more to Civilian pilots (Airline transport to Non-soloed students)
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May 19th, 2004
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LOL this is funny
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February 27th, 2007
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i heard this a looooong time ago
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