The Brass




 
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Boots
 
May 19th, 2004  
lil Lt
 

Topic: The Brass


General
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful then a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God

Colonel
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
As powerful than a locomotive
Just as fat as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
talks w/ God

Lt. Colonel
Leaps short buildings w/ a running start and favorable winds
Almost as powerful as locomotive
Faster than a speeding bb
walks on indoor swimming pools
talks w/ God if special reguest chit is approved

Major
Barely clears Quonset huts
looses tug-of-war w/ locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Occasionally addressed by God

Captain
Makes high marks when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun w/ out inflicting self injury
Doggy paddles
Talks to animals

1st Lt.
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times
Is not issued ammo
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of life jacket
Talks to Walls

2nd Lt.
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building
Bays and says,"Look at the Choo-Choo"
Wets Himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

NCO's
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
Freezes water w/ a single glance
He is God
May 19th, 2004  
Raziel
 
Haha, I like the part about NCOs! That is surprisingly true in most cases...
May 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Good one, ive the navy version somewhere
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Boots
May 19th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
I like that. I've heard one almost exactly like that during my Pilot Training last summer. It applies more to Civilian pilots (Airline transport to Non-soloed students)
May 19th, 2004  
Snauhi
 
LOL this is funny
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i heard this a looooong time ago