she is impatient while driving because Missouri and Louisianna drivers suck...

Missouri and Louisiana drivers suck because we don't have real road just dirt paths

we don't have real road just dirt paths because you live in the country

I live in the country because I'm not cool enough to live in the city

I'm not cool enough to live in the city because i don't have all my teeth

I don't have all my teeth because of the fight over who's cow it is

the fight over who's cow it is happened because of the color of the poop

color of poop because it was poop day

it was poop day because there was a special on poop

There was a special on poop because there was nothing else to sell that day.