"Because" - Page 5




 
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Boots
 
July 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
they wanted to work on christmas because santa wasnt there to boss them around
July 18th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
Santa wasn't there to boss them around because he was getting drunk on Egg Nog
July 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
He was getting drunk on egg nog because he got in a fight with Mrs Claus
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Boots
July 18th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
he got in a fight with Mrs Claus because she didn't want to let out his outfit again!
July 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
She didnt want to let out his outfit again because she was tired of buying thread to hold it together
July 18th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
she was tired of buying thread to hold it together because the thread saleswoman made fun of her
July 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
the thread woman always made fun of her because she had to buy the thread in red and white.
July 18th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
she had to buy the thread in red and white because it's the only colors that look slimming on Santa
July 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
it was the only colors that looked slimming on santa because black was taken
July 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
black was taken because there was only a small bit of it