Worst Movies
Alexander : This would be the prequel to Brokeback Mountain
Jarhead: Kanye West, and a little quote "The Army may put up with this crap, but we don't." Yeah, because there's such a thing as a sane Marine. Well, there may be somewhere but I haven't met one yet.
Bowling for Columbine: I think Mike Moore just attacks whomever the President is at the time.
Movies I will defend
Independence Day: Commies, every last one of you, except those who didn't list Independence Day as the worst movie.
Delta Force: The movie uses one song to set the tone in every single situation, that takes balls, Chuck Norris size balls.
Mars Attacks: What, you didn't like seeing the Democrat's side of congress wiped out? Damn hippies releasing the doves which started all of that.
Pearl Harbor: Umm, it's a movie about a war that actually happened, and America wins, that automatically raises it a notch, that puts it at notch one.
Kingdom of Heaven: Ok, the Blacksmith knowing more than a 21st century engineer about the level of the water table, strengths and weaknesses of their walls, and ranging of the trebuchets was weird, but umm, heathens!