lol...that wasn't a very nice question was it now?

lol... no it wasn't but don't you think that was the first thing that came to mind?

my pass life should not be judged! don't you think?

you have a past life?

Well.... no.... but didn't it sound better that I said I did?

are you that old?

yeah, lets remember here who really is older? lol

do i get a seniors discount?

do you get one at the retirement home?

Do you have the gray hair?....wait wait I see one!