did you know cats are stupid?

Did you know that this is not a newsflash?

what's a newsflash?

Did you know that when women are around men pretend to like cats? When women aren't around, men kick cats...Bad men!!

Didn't you know I would kick the cat in front of you?

Didn't you know I would cut something off you if you did that?

did you know you would have to catch me first?

Did you know that wouldn't be too hard?

are you right?

Aint we always?