another joke

May 3rd, 2004  

Topic: another joke

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
May 4th, 2004  
Dave's not here, man.
May 4th, 2004  
Mark Conley
For those not in the know..."Dave's not here Man" is from Cheech and Chongs first album.

Its a classic..from the 70's Man....

Dave? Yes Dave! Dave Yes...Dave! Dave's not here Man....