Another dumb criminal

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine — inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs — only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.
 
What a Maroon.:mrgreen: I've got some queso fresco in the reffy. Wonder what the street value is? Seriously it looks nothing like a brick of coke. What a maroon.
 
03USMC said:
What a Maroon.:mrgreen: I've got some queso fresco in the reffy. Wonder what the street value is? Seriously it looks nothing like a brick of coke. What a maroon.

Wait a minute...this queso fresco is already grated when bought? That ****s! If not, then that person is even more retarded than I thought.
 
Blockheads?

The quality of the criminal mind never ceases to amaze me. To think some bimbo could come up with the idea to murder four men and possibly young children for drugs is beyond the pale. The fact that the drugs were (cheese) of questionable value makes the assassination plan even more sinister.

I personally believe that when a plan to kill young children is uncovered, the perpetrators should serve a mandatory 30 to life behind bars. In this case (six/two/and even) this bimbo will break down and cry, throw herself to the mercy of the court and serve a miserly 3 to 5 with time off for good behavior.
What a bummer.
 
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