America vs Russia




 
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Boots
 
June 11th, 2003  
Anonymous
 

Topic: America vs Russia


The Americans and Russians at the height of the cold war arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day, they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world, and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.
June 11th, 2003  
Redleg
 
 
Another good one..
Thanks.

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Thanks again for the joke.
July 20th, 2003  
Redneck
 
 
Haha! Sorry, not much else to say, but good one.
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Boots
January 14th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 

Topic: Russian Joke


That reminds me of a Russian joke I heard from a joke book printed during WWII.

It is reported that in a Russian regiment during roll call, an officer sneezed and four soldiers promptly replied "Here!"
May 6th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
laugh me to tears
May 6th, 2004  
SHERMAN
 
 

Topic: funny


Funny, we tell this joke in Israel with the Arabs substituting the Russians, Jews for USA...Makes since...All of them Jewish surgents....
May 6th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Nice
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
thanks for sharing