Alert States




 
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Alert States
 
January 25th, 2006  
zyonchaos
 
 

Topic: Alert States


Alert States
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to"dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels,"invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from"isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the Middle East ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and"ask the British for help".

Finally here in the UK we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to"make another cup of tea".
January 26th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
It'd be funnier if it weren't so true.
January 30th, 2006  
Damien435
 
 
They all work except for the last one for America.

Other than that they are pretty funny.
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Alert States
January 30th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by zyonchaos
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from"isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the Middle East ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and"ask the British for help".
so true, so true.
January 31st, 2006  
Rabs
 
 
French rifle for sale

Never fired, droped once.
February 25th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
rabs that was completely off topic...That is funny and true specialy the french part
February 25th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny and ....

True?
February 25th, 2006  
icecold
 
 
no way the french will ever forgive ya if they see this it's no their fault they were neighbours with germany the last 2 WW
February 27th, 2006  
bigcanada813
 
 
so true, so true
February 27th, 2006  
Rabs
 
 
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rabs that was completely off topic...


Im going to hope you realized it was a joke ... if not well lol.