42 Commando.




 
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January 3rd, 2012  
42RM
 

Topic: 42 Commando.



Some of the lads from my troop.

The black bars are not due to OPSEC/PERSEC.
I just don´t want you to be traumatized - they are ugly bastards.
January 3rd, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
Why are they smiling, they should be snarling with fighting knives between their teeth.
January 3rd, 2012  
42RM
 
They have no teeth.
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January 3rd, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
More MOD cuts I suppose.

Don't your blokes shave????
January 3rd, 2012  
42RM
 
We save a lot of money on field rations.
They shave - just not in their face.
January 4th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
I was once asked, "Did you shave this morning Corporal?"

"Yes Staff," I replied.

"Well next time stand closer to the razor," retorted Staff.

I mumbled "Pillock!"
January 4th, 2012  
42RM
 
The first time my troop and I came home from The Stan we looked like cave men with long hair and a big beard. On the first parade, we stood there in our worn desert uniforms and looked like a collection of hippies. Our OC inspected the troop and commended the good job that we had done. Then I got eye contact with the RSM and he was clearly not happy with the way we looked. I kept staring at him with a gaze that said "one word and I will tear your ****ing head off"

After the parade the OC came over to me and said; "You've earned the right to stand here today as proud men. But I expect to see you all newly shaved and trimmed next week. Is that acceptable to the Sergeant-major?" To which the RSM monotonous replied; "Yes Sir!"
January 4th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
RSM's are never happy, never mind what flavour they are, Army, RM, or RAF and RN equivalent.
January 4th, 2012  
42RM
 
They may have a sense humor, you know.

We had a show back in Stand were a magician were performing with the act of making things disappear. For his next number he needed a volunteer and everybody shouted out to pick the RSM. Now the RSM, being a good sport, volunteered himself and got up on the stage whereupon a voice shouted out from the back of the tent: “Oiy mate, do us all a favor and make the Bastard disappear”
The whole tent collapsed with laughter and even our RSM.
January 29th, 2012  
shuban
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 42RM
They have no teeth.
I see teeth
 


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