100 things wrong with G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

[A Can of Man]

Oh the G.I. Joe of my generation also had missiles that could launch and poke out your eye. We also had jets, terror-dromes with launch-able fighter aircraft, spring loaded Scud launchers, seven foot long aircraft carriers, space shuttle launch center, and the best thing ever made......

Cobra Night Raven.... the SR-71 if it was armed to the teeth. Also the Cobra Condor was the coolest bomber ever built as a toy.

Yeah I remember it all...
I had a GI Joe F-14... and then some kid came over, wanted to play with it... I said no, mom told me to let him and he promptly broke it. I still remember that... though it happened when I was 7 or something.