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April 30th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Post; Grandma's Birth Control PillsThe doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?' 'Yes, they help me sleep at night.' 'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep. She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night.' You gotta love Grandmas!
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May 1st, 2008
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| Spam King | heheh....
__________________ I've known hunger, I know thirst, lived the best and seen the worst, but the only way I know how to finish is to finish first! Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Jon Voight's car |
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May 1st, 2008
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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