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September 2nd, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Post; Grandma & birth controlThe doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................And believe me, it helps me sleep at night." You gotta like Grandma 
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September 3rd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | thsoe clever old ladies.... hahaha |
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September 4th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | that'll learn them
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May 23rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hmmm.... ideas 
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May 27th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | what a wise grandma!
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May 27th, 2007
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| Centurion | lol wow thats great
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May 28th, 2007
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| Milforum Pivotman | Hahaha. Very nice, Grandma. LOL
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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