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November 13th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Friends Vs. Italian Friends


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.



FRIENDS: Will say "hello."
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just
being together.



FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.



FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"



FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.


FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this.
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November 13th, 2006   Post 2
MightyMacbeth
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heh, intersting
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November 13th, 2006   Post 3
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hahahaha
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November 14th, 2006   Post 4
Sevens
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Nice!!
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November 14th, 2006   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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Thats right we will. (im thick-blooded italian)
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November 16th, 2006   Post 6
gigabrain
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I posted something like this called Massachusetts Friends
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