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July 14th, 2006   Post 1
gigabrain
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Post; Massachusetts Friends


OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food!

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we f****d up...but that s**t was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "B***h, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!

NOTE: ALL ARE TRUE!!!!!
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July 14th, 2006   Post 2
rotc boy
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ive seen this with other states added in instead of Mass...good though
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July 14th, 2006   Post 3
tomtom22
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good one!
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July 15th, 2006   Post 4
Rob Henderson
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Same here...classics, but good true friends.
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July 15th, 2006   Post 5
NCdt Steliga
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True enough.
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July 15th, 2006   Post 6
tomtom22
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true good friends are hard to come by, but when you have them, you know they are there for you thru thick and thin.
 
July 20th, 2006   Post 7
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Other Friend: votes for strong, honorable, noble, non-cheating candidates.
Massachusetts friend: voted for John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Liars, cheaters, and thieves
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July 20th, 2006   Post 8
gigabrain
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be nice now...they are my senators.
 
July 21st, 2006   Post 9
5.56X45mm
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Yeah, but come on man. There are better folks out there for that job.
 
July 24th, 2006   Post 10
gigabrain
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hey keep it up and we'll have to move it to the Political forum
 



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