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April 25th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; BREAKING NEWS: Hillary hurt in horse mishapAfter mounting the horse she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to Hillary's terror. Finally, giving up her frail grip, Hillary attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune ..... John McCain, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all Republicans we uncaring.
__________________   "Poor People have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years... and they're still poor." - Charles Barkley |
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April 25th, 2008
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  Last edited by tomtom22 : April 25th, 2008 at 01:10. |
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April 25th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Love it!!! 
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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