Topic: Blonde horesback rider

Navy Boy · December 17th, 2005

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though

she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. As it

gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to

slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,

but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the

horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.

Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away

from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her

foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy

of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the

ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the

ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her

great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

tomtom22 · December 17th, 2005

Oh my!, you had me there.

Chief Bones · December 18th, 2005

OH MY - another punster - OMIGOD!

Team Infidel · October 4th, 2007

oh great one

CrazyLilCajun · October 4th, 2007

ive heard this one many times...still funny...

AFSteliga · October 4th, 2007

Nice one.

Peddler · October 5th, 2007

OH, man that was GREAT!

December 17th, 2005	Post 1
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	Post; Blonde horesback rider A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

December 17th, 2005	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Oh my!, you had me there. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

December 18th, 2005	Post 3
Chief Bones Forums Grumpy Old Man Gear	OH MY - another punster - OMIGOD! __________________ *-W.R.B. (Chief Bones) FCC(SW) USN(RET)-*

October 4th, 2007	Post 4
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	oh great one __________________

October 4th, 2007	Post 5
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	ive heard this one many times...still funny... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 4th, 2007	Post 6
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Nice one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

October 5th, 2007	Post 7
Peddler Caesar Gear	OH, man that was GREAT! __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

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