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November 27th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Bill Clinton joggingBill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?"
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November 27th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lol heard this one, still good! |
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November 28th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's good
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November 28th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | How funny. 
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November 29th, 2006
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| Centurion | oh wow thats great
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November 30th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Ouch...I'd pay 50...LOL
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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November 30th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | *gasp* I knew it all along!! |
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May 31st, 2007
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| Chief Engineer | been posted beforeby Team Infidel: "Bill", the jogger |
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