Topic: "Bill", the jogger

Team Infidel · January 21st, 2006

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary accompanied her husband on his jog. As they neared the hookers corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what the deal was so Bill decided, if the hooker shouted out "fifty dollars", he would ignore her.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker.

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"

deerslayer · January 22nd, 2006

that's just wrong, but funny at the same time.

Damien435 · January 30th, 2006

gigabrain · January 30th, 2006

Fox · February 1st, 2006

MightyMacbeth · February 2nd, 2006

lol, good thing I understood it

Navy Boy · February 3rd, 2006

I got that one on an email to me,but it's still funny.

tomtom22 · February 5th, 2006

Serves him right!

AFSteliga · February 5th, 2006

Hahaha.

Pacific Lure · May 31st, 2007

Great post TI! (It's about time )

January 21st, 2006	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	Post; "Bill", the jogger Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary accompanied her husband on his jog. As they neared the hookers corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what the deal was so Bill decided, if the hooker shouted out "fifty dollars", he would ignore her. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became quite apprehensive. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?" __________________

January 22nd, 2006	Post 2
deerslayer Milforum Swamp Dweller Gear	that's just wrong, but funny at the same time. __________________ Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time. Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.

January 30th, 2006	Post 3
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	lmao __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

January 30th, 2006	Post 4
gigabrain Centurion Gear	ouch __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. "I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!"

February 1st, 2006	Post 5
Fox Can you hear me now? Gear	Heh. __________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American

February 2nd, 2006	Post 6
MightyMacbeth I am Honor Gear	lol, good thing I understood it __________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton

February 3rd, 2006	Post 7
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	I got that one on an email to me,but it's still funny. __________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

February 5th, 2006	Post 8
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Serves him right! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 5th, 2006	Post 9
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Hahaha. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

May 31st, 2007	Post 10
Pacific Lure Centurion	Great post TI! (It's about time ) __________________ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman

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