"The Marine Infantryman"

Mark Conley

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this one was so good, i had to steal it.

"The Marine Infantryman"

As Seen By Himself:
A Stout, Handsome, Highly-Trained Professional Killer and Female Idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed K-Bar, is covered with a crisp cammie cover and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko Diver's Watch.

As Seen By His Wife:
A stinking, gross, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 6 months or so with a sea bag full of filthy utilities, a huge ugly watch, an oversized knife, a filthy hat, and a h**d-on.

As Seen By Headquarters:
A drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, unauthorized K-Bar, and a f**ked up cover.

As Seen By His Commanding Officer:
A fine specimen of a drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting bullshitter, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Seiko watch, finely honed razor sharp K-Bar, and a salty cammie cover.

As Seen By Headquarters Marine Corps:
An over paid, over-rated, tax burden, who is however, indispensable since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time, and kill whoever he is told to, as long as he can, drink, brawl, steal HMMWV's, corrupt women, kick cats, lie, sing dirty songs, wear filthy cammies, big Sapphire rings, over-sized knives, Seiko watches and really f**ked up covers.


Attributed to: Gunnery Sergeant Steven Miller, USMC

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As Seen every 14 year old in the country:

A go getting no bullsh*ting embodiment of man hood, with a sexy watch, a really cool knife, and a like totally cool hat.
as seen by future marines
the best thing is the world cant wait to be one and have a really cool big knife and nice cover and the ability to cuss with words never head of lol