Smart arse Aussies

aussie rigger

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Whilst on a Battalion Parade an RSM warched up to one of the more out spoken men and pointed his pace stick at him at shest level.
The RSM then said "there is shit on the end of this stick"
The soilders straight faced reply was "Not at this end Sir"
Needless to say one very pissed off RSM march off the parade.
I saw a chap thrown in the cells for having a spider on his bed. He was charged with keeping pets with out written consent.