Marine meets Iraqi on camel....

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Jarhead0321

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While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation.

Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Iraqi: "Dog no talk."

Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Iraqi: Look of shock.

Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi.

Dog: "Yep"

Marine: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play."

Iraqi: Look of total disbelief.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?"

Iraqi: "Horse no talk."

Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?"

Camel: "Cool."

Iraqi: Extreme look of shock.

Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi.

Camel: "Yep"

Marine: "How's he treat you?"

Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Iraqi: "Sheep liar."
 
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