4 letter words

rotc boy

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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"

And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"

"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother the 4- letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:
DUST...WASH......IRON....COOK
 
:lol: :lol:

Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: :cen::cen::cen::cen:****), while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.
 
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Italian Guy said:
:lol: :lol:

Bazooka the joke makes you expect she's referring to curses, rude words (4-letter words: :cen::cen::cen::cen:, while in fact it was just that she had never heard about things a normal bride would be supposed to do, cooking, washing etc.

Ohhh, haha. Ok I get it now. Pretty funny. Thanks for explaining. :P
 
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Oooooooooooooh those are some nasty four-letter words. How dare he use those to his new bride!!!!! :mrgreen:
 
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