You're Sleeping in Who's Bed Again?!

August 23rd, 2006  

Topic: You're Sleeping in Who's Bed Again?!

I AM a first sergeant in the Army stationed at Fort Carson, Colo. After our waterbed sprang a leak, my wife and I were grateful that my sergeant major offered us the use of his spare conventional bed. But we were unaccustomed to a regular mattress and slept restlessly the next few nights.

On the following weekend, we attended a formal dinner with the sergeant major, his wife and other couples. My wife and I grew sleepy, so we made our apologies and started to depart early. One of the women asked why. My wife responded that she was exhausted as a result of many sleepless nights in the sergeant major's bed, winked at the astonished man and walked out, leaving him to explain to his guests.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by SFC Richard S. Davis

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
August 23rd, 2006  
Team Infidel
Oh that's a good one.
August 23rd, 2006  
That's a good one!
August 23rd, 2006  
That's priceless!!
August 24th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Heh...Thats good.
August 24th, 2006  
That's one of those times when it's best to crawl under a table until everyone leaves.

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