You're Getting Old When...

AJChenMPH

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ONE NIGHT, my husband, Lee, a retired Army colonel, was watching a program on TV about paratroopers. As a D-Day jumper began to comment, my husband exclaimed, "That's Jack Norton! I served in both Korea and Vietnam with him."

After a few minutes of silence, Lee quietly remarked, "You know you're getting old when your friends start showing up on the History Channel!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sherry H. Fair

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
you know you're getting old when...

you look out your window and mistake your kids for a couple of angels (yes, youy eyesight is that bad)
 
i have a friend that said "i know that i'm old because my kids are in their 40's (he also has a kid that's 8...)
 
I call my children 3 diffrent names, before I actually get their names right...sigh. Lord help me :)
 
LOL!!! it's so funny toga, mine are all under 7yrs. haha,..im still a young mama,..but the old age signs are showing lOl!!
 
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