Your Family Might Be Too HOOAH If.......




 
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Boots
 
August 28th, 2004  
bonnieblue716
 
 

Topic: Your Family Might Be Too HOOAH If.......


You Family might be too Hooah if...
*Your newborn must attend the new comer's orientation briefing within the first 30 days of life.
*You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically
*Your children clear housing before they go to college
*You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in your floorboard as a part of a tune-up
*Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights
*Your kids call their mother "Household 6"
*Your kids volunteer to pull air guard on the school bus
*Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password
*Your house has sector sketches posted by every window
*You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner
*Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations
*You make you daughter sign out on a pass on prom night
*Your wife "takes a knee" in the check out line at the Food Lion
*Your wife calls foreplay "prettying the objective."
*You do your "back to school" shopping at the U.S.Cavaly store
*Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slickly Boy"
*Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle"
*Your kids salute their grandparents
*Your kids get a LES for their allowance
*Your kids call their sandbox "NTC"
*You use call signs and proper RTO procedure when using the phone
*Your kids pull fire guard
*Your wifes "high-n-tight" is more squared away then your commander's
*Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield
*Your kids are hand-receipt holders
*Your wife left you and you held a "Change of Command" ceremony
*You call your in-laws "Slice Elements"
July 15th, 2006  
Insomniac
 
 
nice family
July 15th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Happy my family isn't like that...
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Boots
July 15th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
That's what I call over the top Gung Ho!
July 16th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Holy cow!!! And I thought I grew up in a strict family...LOL That's great!!
July 17th, 2006  
bigcanada813
 
 
that there is one highly motivated family
July 17th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
"*Your kids show their meal cards at the Kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on seperate rations"--I wish.
July 18th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Sent this list to my ex cuz I got such a kick out of it...Imagine my surprise when he called to tell me that he held a "change of command" ceremony when we split up.
February 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
sounds like my household
 


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