a x-mas story




 
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Boots
 
December 17th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: a x-mas story


When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
December 18th, 2004  
Darcia
 
That was good.
December 18th, 2004  
implicature
 
 
nice job sir.... ha ha ha ha ha
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Boots
December 7th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
So that's how that started.
December 7th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Thank you for enlightening all of us... see you in hell.

hehehehe
December 7th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
funny
December 8th, 2005  
dragonfett
 
 
Why do all angels have wings?













It's kinda hard to walk anywhere when you have a cristmas tree shoved up your @$$!