Would You Remarry?

Would You Remarry?
October 2nd, 2006  

Topic: Would You Remarry?

Would You Remarry?
Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oh s**t
October 2nd, 2006  
Soooooooo busted!!!!!!!! LOL That's great!!
October 3rd, 2006  
Woah! News Flash!
Would You Remarry?
October 3rd, 2006  
Some things you just don't say.
October 3rd, 2006  
Rob Henderson
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think perhaps the wife had a feeling...Who else brings up golf clubs when talking about death?...
October 3rd, 2006  
Team Infidel
That's a good one.
October 7th, 2006  

Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
Some things you just don't say.
Best reply yet!
October 9th, 2006  
The Cooler King
HeHe.. I like this one.
October 10th, 2006  
Learn when to just stop talking.