Would You Remarry?




 
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October 2nd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Would You Remarry?


Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oh s**t
October 2nd, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Soooooooo busted!!!!!!!! LOL That's great!!
October 3rd, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Woah! News Flash!
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October 3rd, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Some things you just don't say.
October 3rd, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think perhaps the wife had a feeling...Who else brings up golf clubs when talking about death?...
October 3rd, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's a good one.
October 7th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by NCdt Steliga
Some things you just don't say.
Best reply yet!
October 9th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
HeHe.. I like this one.
October 10th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Learn when to just stop talking.