Worse pick up lines ever

AZ_Infantry

AZ_Infantry

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"God must have sneezed, cause He sure blessed YOU!"

"Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"That's a beautiful dress. Would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor."

"I'd buy you a drink, but sex is better sober."

"Put your hair up. You need to be this tall to ride this ride."

"Can I check the tag in your shirt? I'm almost certain it says 'made in Heaven!' "

So, whatcha'll got?
 
"Can I borrow your cell phone? Because mother told me to call her when I found an angel."

^^I actually heard that one used. It was kinda sad.
 
The word of the day is legs....do you want me to help spread the word?

Can I have your number? I lost mine.

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

Is someone at the door or is that my heart pounding at the sight of you?


I have a lot more.......My friend and I have a notebook full of all the cheesy lines we've heard over the years.
 
hmm, well awhile ago I went to bring my brother some stuff at the wharf he was working at (he's a fisherman), and all his friends were there. They used some very, uh, not so subtle pick up lines such as,

"How much hotter would it have to get for you to lose the shirt?"
"I'd separate with my wife for you."
"I'd pack so much meat into you you'd think you were a deep freeze."

Classy bunch, lol. My poor brother was blushing but I couldn't help but laugh.
 
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