WORMS

LIPS

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In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.


The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.


The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.


The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.


After one day, these were the results:


The first worm in alcohol --- dead.



The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.



The third worm in sperm --- dead.



The fourth worm in soil --- alive.



So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."



Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
 
wtf!?! I can see where it is going, but come on, that is like one of those I Love the 80's wtf were you thinking? moments.

I like the sperm one though, perhaps I should try that. ;)
 
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