November 4th, 2004  

Topic: WORMS

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
November 6th, 2004  
Not bad at all.
November 6th, 2004  
Amen to that..
November 17th, 2004  
smart kid
November 17th, 2004  
wtf!?! I can see where it is going, but come on, that is like one of those I Love the 80's wtf were you thinking? moments.

I like the sperm one though, perhaps I should try that.
May 31st, 2006  
I love those Little Johnny jokes!
May 31st, 2006  
Good kid
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's a good one