Words women use




 
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Boots
 
February 2nd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Words women use


Words *women *use . . .

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER ***(MY FAVORITE WORD 2 USE)
It's a woman's way of saying $@&#! YOU!
February 3rd, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
I gotta write these down. and also i think you should edit "five minutes" for the game. five minutes during a game isnt game time. it really isnt real time. it really is how fast she could count to sixty 5 times.
February 3rd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hmm...I like those.
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Boots
July 5th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
This is wifespeak which is really an advanced version of girlfriend-talk.
July 5th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
wow i gotto memorize this
July 6th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Those are sooooooooo true!!!!
July 6th, 2006  
DefiantCdr
 
 
Yeah, they ARE true! I use them daily... they should be sent out to every man on this planet in one mass memo. That'll make things a little easier for you all.
July 6th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Oh, but we don't want to make it toooooooo easy for them. In fact, now that they're onto us, I think we ladies should get together and change the meanings all around.
July 7th, 2006  
OORAH
 
 
to use you're own words againts you,



GO AHEAD!
July 7th, 2006  
DefiantCdr
 
 
Oh, the male thinks he has a chance in hell of winning. Isn't it cute?