The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Bloke in drag!:shock:
and bigger balls than the rest of the men in her cabinet.
Bloke in drag!:shock:
They did send her to Northern Ireland during "the troubles".....
and bigger balls than the rest of the men in her cabinet.
and boy did Sinn Fein shite themselves!!!
I always thought this was a bit of a joke, a stretch...some of them are, but some of them, like the "go ahead: raised eyebrows" are TOTALLY true. :read::whip:FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks, this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.
NOTHING
This means “something” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “five minutes” and end with “Fine”.
GO AHEAD (With raised eyebrows!)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
GO AHEAD (Normal eyebrows)
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “five minutes” when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from “Thanks”. A woman will say “Thanks a lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh”. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh”, as she will only tell you “Nothing”.
I always thought this was a bit of a joke, a stretch...some of them are, but some of them, like the "go ahead: raised eyebrows" are TOTALLY true. :read::whip:
And what would happen if two world leaders (women) have PMS at the same time?
They did send her to Northern Ireland during "the troubles".....
Hahaha, at least you guys have it figured out. (I'm a girl, and I won't even deny that this is all true... and hilarious. But you guys can be confusing, too!)
They are all true! Trust me on that.
We are suppose to be confusing, my dear... but your ladies think you got us figured out, and when you cannot do that, you blame us...
Adam did asked God once, "Why did you make Eve beautiful?"
God replied," So that you will love her.."
Adam then responded, "OK, but why did you make her silly?"
God said, "Is it not obvious, Adam?- so that she will love you...".
AHAHAHA.....
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a
way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball
about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice
to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to
be our little secret... you know, woman to woman."
Bloke in drag!:shock:
It had to be a bloke, no woman could ever be that ugly.
I don't know, ever seen her daughter?:lol:
It had to be a bloke, no woman could ever be that ugly.
So is Camilla a man too?
No, its a half horse/human hybrid! :shock:
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