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- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away-and barefoot.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
