Word play????




 
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Word play????
 
December 13th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Word play????


Word play????
The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise.”

”Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his ******* was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."


You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's ******* and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his ******* should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium.

He said, "I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM!”





December 14th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






December 14th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
LOL.............
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Word play????
December 14th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehehehehe Toooooo funny!!
December 14th, 2007  
Missileer
 
 
Either one sounds equally painful.
December 15th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Blonde moment for the wife? And it's funny.
December 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha.....
December 18th, 2007  
boom_er1
 
 

That is tooo funny, and does sound like it hurts

 


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