tomtom22
Chief Engineer
* He stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on him.
* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
* We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
* When the smog lifts in Hollywood, U C L A.
* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
* I'm tired of sit-ups... The waist is a terrible thing to mind!
* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France; the result: Linoleum Blown apart.
* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
For others go here: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/word-play-t13197.html
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* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
* We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
* When the smog lifts in Hollywood, U C L A.
* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
* I'm tired of sit-ups... The waist is a terrible thing to mind!
* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France; the result: Linoleum Blown apart.
* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
For others go here: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/word-play-t13197.html
and here: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/word-play-t29993.html
