WOMEN ARE LIKE...




 
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WOMEN ARE LIKE...
 
May 10th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: WOMEN ARE LIKE...


WOMEN ARE LIKE...
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
May 10th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
HAHAHA I needed that laugh. Now don't you feel better that you got back your manhood...lol
May 10th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
yes i do thank you...
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WOMEN ARE LIKE...
May 10th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: I must say Mr. TI...


You sure came back good and strong with these.
May 10th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
Why are women like snow flakes??

They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
May 10th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Who lands on what?


May 10th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
cold as ice huh TI? Well, in return to that...

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head. --(My personal favorite)
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini
May 10th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
GO MEN! lol im a little boy.. ill never have facial hair
May 10th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 
What dominates the thoughts of men at different stages in their lives:

Ages Primary Concern
0-3 Pooping
4-10 Guns
11-14 Sex
15-20 Sex
20-40 Sex
40-60 Sex
60-? Pooping



Recent studies have resulted in a discovery to aid baldness in men. When applied regularily to the affected area, the common over-the-counter product Preparation H, produced promising results. It doesn't restore nor grow new hair, instead it shrinks a big head to better accomodiate what hair already exists.



FUNNY COMPARISON BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN:

MATURITY: Women mature much faster than men.
Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

MAGAZINES: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. (Except me, of course)
May 11th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Great try, TI, but it looks like the competition from the female side is too great!
 


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