Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong

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A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.
The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.
Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.
Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.
The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html
 
From now on we will wear state-approved clothing only. They will be plain as multi-colored or colored T-shirts can be either disruptive and are offensive towards citizens who have color blindness.
There will be no metal, or irritating labels and pockets will be installed as deemed necessary for the individual's line of work (as assigned by the party).
 
She got hit in the eye??

By the by, new slogan for arty?
"Death by thong"

I dunno, but it has got a ring to it...

KJ
 
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