The Woman of his dreams

Padre

Milforum Chaplain
This is a visual joke - so try and stay with me

two buddies, an army grunt and an airman, are sitting at the bar scoffing down the beers.

Then the soldier says to his mate: "You know, all I want is a woman with a little bit of this (he taps his finger on his temple indicating brains), and a little bit of this (he rubs his thumb and index finger together indicating money), and these (he stretches out both hands feeling the air with his fingers bent as if he were massaging two breasts).

The airman looks at his buddy with a puzzled look:

"Huh?" he says, "I can understand why you would want a woman with a bit of this (taps his temple indicating intelligence), and a woman with this (rubs his thumb and index finger together indicating lots of money), but why in hell would you ever want a woman with - raises his hands in the air with bent fingers - with arthritis ?

:p
 
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