Woman Being 'Silly' Hit by Freight Train

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Woman Being 'Silly' Hit by Freight Train
MARYSVILLE, Calif. (AP) - A 54-year-old woman was recovering in the hospital after being hit by a Union Pacific freight train south of Marysville. Deborah Thompson told authorities afterward that she drank a bottle of whiskey before she wandered to the railroad tracks and tried to wave the train...
 
There's a lesson to be learnt here.

If she were really drunk she would have never made it too the railway line, get that woman another pint of Whiskey.

See what happens when you don't drink enough.
 
^^^ I dunno about that???^^^

I would far rather have a bad hangover than be flattened by a freight train. Even just a little one.

In the mean time I'm gunna think about it over an Industrial grade Rum 'n' Coke, Cheers!!
 
Yer dead right there, but then again, there's always have been a proportion of the public that just should not drink.
 
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