A woman on the beach.... (Warning! Evil Joke)

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Milforum Mac Daddy
A fellow is walking along the beach and he see's a quadruple amputee crying along the shore line.

He asks her: What's wrong?
She says: I want to kill myself by drowning in the high tide!
He asks her: Why would you do such a thing?
She says: It's because I've never been hugged.

So he reaches down and hugs her and goes on his way. The next day he's walking along again and sees her there again.

He asks her: What's wrong?
She says: I want to kill myself by drowning in the high tide!
He asks her: Why would you do such a thing?
She says: It's because I've never been kissed.

So he reaches down and kisses her and goes on his way. the next day he's walking along again and sees her there again.

He asks her: What's wrong?
She says: I want to kill myself by drowning in the high tide!
He asks her: Why would you do such a thing?
She says: It's because I've never been f#$%ed.

So he reaches down, picks her up, and throws her in the ocean and yells "There, now you've been f#$%ed!"

The end....
 
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