Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa

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Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa
DANBURY, Conn. (AP) - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend...
 
I wonder why he's complaining. I would imagine there aren't many other benefits that come with a mall Santa job :)
 
She was prolly ugly white trash - ew, who knows, he could have an STD from that ewy grope, if she is reeeeeally icky.
 
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